What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Thank you.

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What was the worst decision you ever did?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I don't drink

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Sure.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.